Tucker Carlson always takes pleasure in a good commercial break.
Please fire me. I work at a call center where people order sex toys. The other day I had a woman ask about how one particular vibrator worked, I said I didn’t know. She then asked, “Can you take it to the bathroom and try it out?” and assured me she could wait.
Darkest before dawn.: A call to arms: How the US Government has officially driven us to sadness, fear, and depression.
I have had it.
As I watch the London riots unfold, I, at first, thought how could people do this? and I thought why the violence? can’t they change things non-violently? with words and peaceful protests? But then I started to really think about it some more. I put myself into their shoes. I…
Like any great artist, my work is sometimes misinterpreted.
The agony of World Cup defeat. Also TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!
(Source: americanmccarver)
(via ihatemyparents, juliasegal)
I’m oddly in love with this photo.
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He died doing what he loved…being a dumbshit.
That’s The Second Boner Today!
We’ve all been there, ladies.
It's only rape if it happens to rich people?
This kind of thinking infuriates me.
Please fire me
My co-worker just used the phrase, “I have an oriental name here”. Wow.
Hipsters should not be allowed to breed
“Think Bigger: 3 billion dollar theft gets man 40 months, 100 dollar theft gets another 15 years.” - @JPBarlow
Once again from ross’s twitter.
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Necessary Translations
“I got whiskey for tonight” = “I’m banging you tonight”
