March 2012
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September 2011
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Sep 8th
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August 2011
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pleasefireme: Please fire me. I work at a call center where people order sex toys. The other day I had a woman ask about how one particular vibrator worked, I said I didn’t know. She then asked, “Can you take it to the bathroom and try it out?” and assured me she could wait.
Aug 10th
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Darkest before dawn.: A call to arms: How the US... →
charliemielczarek: I have had it. As I watch the London riots unfold, I, at first, thought how could people do this? and I thought why the violence? can’t they change things non-violently? with words and peaceful protests? But then I started to really think about it some more. I put myself into their shoes. I…
Aug 10th
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Aug 2nd
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July 2011
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Jul 29th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 8th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 5th
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It's only rape if it happens to rich people? →
This kind of thinking infuriates me.
Jul 1st
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Please fire me
My co-worker just used the phrase, “I have an oriental name here”. Wow.
Jul 1st
June 2011
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Jun 30th
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Jun 23rd
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Necessary Translations
“I got whiskey for tonight” = “I’m banging you tonight”
Jun 22nd
Jun 21st
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Jun 19th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 7th
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May 2011
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May 19th
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May 15th
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May 6th
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May 4th
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COME ON OBAMA! it’s almost my bedtime! Hold up Bin Ladens head or GTFO!
May 2nd
April 2011
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Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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How come it took people so long to realize that Tone Loc’s “Wild Thing” and “Funky Cold Medina” are the same song?
Apr 22nd
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Sometimes, life just kind of boots in your sink.
Apr 17th
WESLEY SNIPES 2, YA THROUGH
autobuds: Once again, Auto Buds buds are keeping us on our toes.  Turns out these 2 Jettas aren’t.  The one in the back is either a Volkswagon I Don’t Give A Shit Because It’s Not Another Jetta, or a Toyota Go Fuck Yourself Since You’re Not A Jetta.   Auto Buds is really starting to grow on me.
Apr 15th
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Apr 13th
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0424035/ →
Why do I find it so hilarious that the director/star of the “Atlas Shrugged” movie also directed/starred in “One Tree Hill” and was Bolt in the movie “Soapdish”? I seriously cannot stop laughing at this. Also, I’d like to add that NO ONE has ever gotten through “Atlas Shrugged” and anyone who says they’ve read it in its entirety is...
Apr 13th
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The director of the “Atlas Shrugged” movie cast HIMSELF as John Galt? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Apr 12th
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To everyone who’s protesting hydro-fracking in Albany today: I wish I could be there with you, and GIVE ‘EM HELL!
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 9th
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John Kyl is a dick →
Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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March 2011
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Oh hey I still have a tumblr?
Mar 31st
November 2009
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Nov 21st
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October 2009
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Oct 6th
September 2009
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Sep 13th
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Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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Sep 10th
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Did Republicans seriously just boo Obama during the joint session?  Can anyone remember Democrats ever booing Bush with all the bullshit he said when he addressed Congress?  I’m surprised one of them hasn’t shouted “where’s the birth certificate?” yet.
Sep 10th