pleasefireme: Please fire me. I work at a call center where people order sex toys. The other day I had a woman ask about how one particular vibrator worked, I said I didn’t know. She then asked, “Can you take it to the bathroom and try it out?” and assured me she could wait.
Darkest before dawn.: A call to arms: How the US... →
charliemielczarek: I have had it. As I watch the London riots unfold, I, at first, thought how could people do this? and I thought why the violence? can’t they change things non-violently? with words and peaceful protests? But then I started to really think about it some more. I put myself into their shoes. I…
It's only rape if it happens to rich people? →
This kind of thinking infuriates me.
Please fire me
My co-worker just used the phrase, “I have an oriental name here”. Wow.
“I got whiskey for tonight” = “I’m banging you tonight”
COME ON OBAMA! it’s almost my bedtime! Hold up Bin Ladens head or GTFO!
How come it took people so long to realize that Tone Loc’s “Wild Thing” and “Funky Cold Medina” are the same song?
Sometimes, life just kind of boots in your sink.
WESLEY SNIPES 2, YA THROUGH
autobuds: Once again, Auto Buds buds are keeping us on our toes. Turns out these 2 Jettas aren’t. The one in the back is either a Volkswagon I Don’t Give A Shit Because It’s Not Another Jetta, or a Toyota Go Fuck Yourself Since You’re Not A Jetta. Auto Buds is really starting to grow on me.
Why do I find it so hilarious that the director/star of the “Atlas Shrugged” movie also directed/starred in “One Tree Hill” and was Bolt in the movie “Soapdish”? I seriously cannot stop laughing at this. Also, I’d like to add that NO ONE has ever gotten through “Atlas Shrugged” and anyone who says they’ve read it in its entirety is...
The director of the “Atlas Shrugged” movie cast HIMSELF as John Galt? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
To everyone who’s protesting hydro-fracking in Albany today: I wish I could be there with you, and GIVE ‘EM HELL!
John Kyl is a dick →
Oh hey I still have a tumblr?
Did Republicans seriously just boo Obama during the joint session? Can anyone remember Democrats ever booing Bush with all the bullshit he said when he addressed Congress? I’m surprised one of them hasn’t shouted “where’s the birth certificate?” yet.